Golf cart etiquette rarely makes it into instruction books, but it’s one of the more reliable tests of self-awareness on the course — everyone has an opinion about how other people drive theirs.
Frank flags down a stranger to explain, at length, the correct way to approach a green in a cart — brake early, angle wide, respect the path. Thirty seconds later he takes the same green at a speed that ends in a chirp of tires and a divot in the collar. The stranger, wisely, says nothing.
Advice about cart safety is easiest to give right before ignoring it yourself.
